The Meier Monsters: Jedi Knight Protector of the Babies on Planet Nebo

Monday, January 18, 2010

Jedi Knight Protector of the Babies on Planet Nebo

I am a Jedi Knight I am the protector of the Babies.

Day by day I stand watching and observing and ensuring the protection of these babies. Sometimes I must carry them around so I use the sure strap as in sure to strangle if I use this on the real baby.

The Jedi trains daily and only trains in full combat mode - meaning any persons entering the training zone, also known as our house could recieve multiple lacerations on the lower extermities of thier body. His two favorite sparing partners are his dad and his brother Robbie. His favorite full combat sparing partner is his cousin Gage.

1 comment:

andreamichelle said...: That is funny he carries the baby on his back. boys are so funny.; January 19, 2010 at 10:26 AM

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Quotable Quotes

Mom - "Riley should we get rid of Brody?'' Riley - "We can't because then Robbie would be mad."
Riley - "I am getting an athletic scholarship." Dad - "Who told you that?" Riley - "I just made it up." Dad - "You don't just make stuff like that up, who told you that?' Riley - "I just told myself."
Riley - "What you say?" - he says everytime he can't hear what was said.
Robbie - Hey Dad. "Why are those guys on TV wearing ties and jackets? Dad - "So they look professional." Robbie says, "Then if they are trying to look professional why are they talking over each other and shouting?" Dad, "mmm....Good question."
Robbie shouted, "Hey Dad look at that Giant! Tell everybody to run!" he said as the 6'-10'' former BYU basketball player stood up in sacrament meeting. A few chuckles could be heard.
Robbie says, "Hey Dad I know why mom wants us all to start fasting." Dad says, "No, tell me why?" Robbie says, "She wants us all to start fasting so she doesn't have to make us anything so she won't have to clean up the kitchen or anything else on that day."
Robbie says, "Hey Dad I know why Riley watches so much TV." Dad asks, "Why does Riley watch so much TV." Robbie says, "Cuz you watch a lot of TV, so he thinks he can." Dad says, "Why do you think I watch a lot of TV." Robbie, "Cuz you do." Dad says,"No I don't! I only watch it at night when you see me." Robbie says, "Yea I know, like every night, that's alot."
Robbie says, "Hey Dad which guy do you think Jesus wants to win this fight?" Dad says, "Jesus doesn't care, because he doesn't watch stuff like this." Robbie says, "Then why are we watching it?"